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Time is passing way too quickly

— 11 minutes ago





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Are you my mummy?

Do you know how confused I was to see my own photos on the dash?

You’re not the brightest. I’m sure you’re confused a lot.

I aggressively dislike every last twatty thing about you.

— 55 minutes ago with 5 notes
#also i got the doctor who reference  #i just didnt have one to come back with 


It’s honestly fascinating to me how different bodies can be.  One of you may be able to run miles and miles and eat all the carbs and look kickin’ and another one of you might lift all the heaviest weight and down that protein and look kickin’.  Regardless of the differences I think we should all acknowledge how cool it is that we have a unique body and treat it accordingly.  Your body is yours and only yours.  Cool!  So love that lil’ bby.

(via peanutbutterandsquats)

— 58 minutes ago with 357 notes


you like attention?  how dare you.  how dare anyone like being loved 

(Source: panerasexual, via peanutbutterandsquats)

— 5 hours ago with 205793 notes


don’t date a girl. date a boy who has money. take his money. take his dog. then date a girl. be happy with a girl and a dog. and no boys. 

(via littleblurryblue)

— 6 hours ago with 26077 notes



background of this scene:

his girlfriend just died. she died because he promised her that he would move in with her if she got down to a size 4- so she was malnourished and over exercising. She was in the hospital several times in just a few months for exercise caused injuries. She was begging to get out of the hospital so she could get back to working out so her boyfriend would still love her. She died in surgery because her body was too weak to handle everything she did to herself so he would love her.

nope nope nope. This is why you DO NOT LOSE WEIGHT for somebody. IF they don’t like you where you are, move the fuck around.

(Source: monica-geller, via itsfitnessprincess)

— 7 hours ago with 5778 notes



MAN RENTS BILLBOARD TO FIND STOLEN DOG - “This billboard cost me $1,950 for five days. I don’t care about the money. What I care about is Boomer…”

For the past five months, a man named Eddie Williams has been conducting a desperate search for his dog Boomer, a Poodle. Boomer went missing from the car while Williams was at a gas station. Recently, Williams rented a mobile billboard with Boomer’s photo prominently displayed on the side. Although Williams has spent thousands of dollars on the search, it appears money is secondary to Boomer’s safe return. Read more from Fox 59 News:

Boomer has been missing for five months. Williams said someone stole his dog out of his car when he went to pay for gas inside a station at the corner of Sherman Drive and 25th Street on Indianapolis’ east side. For the past five months, Williams has felt a void in his life without his dog.

“He’s not a dog to me he’s a little human. My little human, and he’s my travelling companion,” said Williams. “I drive semis for a living he was everywhere I went.”

He even hired a private investigator to search for the dog, but when that didn’t work, he decided to rent the mobile billboard for even more exposure. He used a bold yellow background and red writing to highlight the $1,500 reward he’s offering. The billboard is already creating buzz.

Please share, especially if you are in the Indianapolis area. Hopefully Boomer turns up and is reunited with his dedicated owner soon. Bring Boomer Home! Click here for the full story and a news video. 

Aww no poor baby:(

— 7 hours ago with 227 notes